Nov 30, 2007
Nov 25, 2007
I'm the Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
I wonder if Rhonda ever found her Yaris.
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10:43 AM
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Labels: Dolly is my copilot, Grand Ole Opry, Honor thy music
Nov 21, 2007
The Pilgrim's Progress from This World to That Which Is to Come
Much like last year, President George W. Bush commemorated the Thanksgiving tradition by pardoning two turkeys from a delicious certain death. In his speech, President Bush asked that they "may live the rest of their lives in blissful gobbling." Clemency was granted in the Rose Garden.
May and Flower then traveled first class to Disneyworld where they will be the Honorary Grand Marshals of Disneyworld's Thanksgiving Day Parade, much like last years' pardoned poultry. The year before that, President Bush pardoned Marshmallow and Yam.
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2007/11/20071120-3.html
What are you thankful for?
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11:03 PM
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Labels: Happy Thanksgiving, I am thankful for pie, I am thankful for togetherness
Nov 20, 2007
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Gettin' Jiggy Wid it?
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Whitney
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10:38 PM
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Labels: Donda West R.I.P., Mac Dre R.I.P.
Nov 13, 2007
Slurpee® a Slippery Slope
In the mornings I get McMuffins® . Or some Hot Original Glazed. But it ain't morning and the world don’t run like Denny’s so I got to fry myself. With a Seasoned Curly Fry. Not the Natural Cut. I was thinking Tator Tots for a while but a Seasoned Curly Fry always hits the spot. Like a 7-Layer Burrito. Or a Frosty.
Can I take your order?
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Whitney
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5:59 PM
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Labels: In-N-Out, Whataburger, Wok-N-Wok-Out
Nov 8, 2007
Come through Fulton Street in a Vanquish
What does the cloud outside your window look like?
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Whitney
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4:45 PM
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Labels: Put your lighters up, Saturn's Rings
Nov 6, 2007
Blind Item
What au naturel percussion enthusiast was seen running round the lake? With Hyperion curls of sunkiss and a complexion that had to be fake?
McConaughey?
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Whitney
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7:48 PM
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Labels: Fry Like Bacon, Professional look-a-likes